Sunday Thoughts from Father Domainicus

Good morning, fellow domainers around the world.

Every Sunday morning, at the mass, I am asked the same questions by many faithful domainers:

  • Does domain heaven exist?
  • Do registrants of .tel domains go to hell?
  • Is Oversee the true and only triad representing God?

As creatures of God, we are all His children.

As domainers, we tend to promote our choice of TLDs and flaunt our accomplishments and PPC revenue.

Think for a second. Where does it all end – can you take your PPC revenue with you?

That’s deep thoughts and the answer is in your heart.

I will leave you with a domainer’s Sunday prayer, to ponder the complexities of life and the simplicity of humanity. We are words, spoken by God, in his never-ending wisdom.

Father, who Oversees
You sent your moniker Registrar to bring us truth
and your snapnames Dropcatcher to make us holy and prosperous.
Through them we come to know the mystery of your life.
Help us to worship you, one God in three corporations.
You reveal yourself in the depths of domaining

by proclaiming and living our faith in you
despite the evil doings of halvarez, the Satan.
Grant this through our DomainFest, your Creation,
that lives and reigns with you through Chef Patrick
one God for ever and ever.
Amen.

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3 Responses to “Sunday Thoughts from Father Domainicus”
  1. stewart says:

    Rumor has it that father domainicus and his half brother hal alvarez have been accused of serial sodomy, and the cardinal of snapnameicum paid for their leagl expenses getting them off on a technicality, then transfered them to a secret undisclosed location where i guess alot of former vice presidents go?
    Now I hear they spend alot of their time there playing cyber wars amongst all the other miscreants who have no place in society either, but atleast they eat three meals a day made by some chef named Patrick, and they really enjoy the food while every one is getting fat and lazy.
    Bubba, who is doing a life sentence of coursefor wire fraud is going nowhere and cant wait till Nelson Brady is charged under the RICO act too, so Bubba will know how long he will have a very special roomie? Bubba is currently in disciplinary segregation on reduced diet but they can only do that to him 30 days at a time under the law cause it sorta drives people nuts, but Bubba was nuts to begin with so it really doesnt matter to him one way or tah-huther.
    So he will be 30 days on and then 30 days off for the rest of the year till he has termed out the rest of his punishement.

  2. Lucius "Guns" Fabrice says:

    Stewart, you’re right. Five hail Mary’s and a month’s abstinence from earthly pleasures of the flesh is in order for Father Domainicus.

  3. Nick says:

    We need divine intervention to sell domains! But God has listened to our prayers and brought us the daily Latonas.com auction ! 😀 😀

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