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ICANN weekend update: GoDaddy applies for dot .Sexist gTLD

With the gTLD program in full force at ICANN, several new applications have emerged recently. One of them that is noteworthy, is GoDaddy‘s application for dot .Sexist. “We are committed to the image that our numerous customers attribute us,” said the founder and current adviser, Bob Parsons. “Yes, GoDaddy is about good looking women, big […]

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Groupon scandal: 50% of voters still think GoDaddy is to blame

A quick poll taking the pulse of domainers about the GoDaddy Groupon reversal, shows that half of those voted point the finger elsewhere. While 50% of voters believe that it was their own fault for this mess, the other half blames GoDaddy. Some are now blaming Groupon for this, apparently because the latter started closing […]

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Father Domanicus: Don’t aspire to be a Sodomite Domainer

Greetings and salutations, my brothers and sisters in Domaining. As every Sunday, I’m stretching my washed undergarments in the sun to dry naturally, and reach out to you with words of the deepest kind. As I predicted last Sunday, those that attempted to take advantage of our Brother Bob Parsons at the Parish of Groupon, […]

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Name.com marketing team apparently working overtime this weekend

With the ongoing “Groupon scandal” in full swing at GoDaddy, other domain registrars are probably working overtime this weekend. Why so, you may ask. Very simple: there are tens of thousands of dollars at stake, and the loyalty of domain customers that are pissed with GoDaddy’s reversal of the Groupon deal. Some thought it would […]

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There is truth in madness: GoDaddy stops accepting Groupons

In the middle of the GoDaddy Groupon madness, we came up with a parody article about Bob Parsons – the GoDaddy founder – supposedly getting all upset about the sneaky ways of its customers. In other words, we predicted the obvious: that once realizing the hole in the process, GoDaddy would attempt to reverse those […]

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Bob Parsons attempts to shoot down Elephants.net

Bob Parsons, the illustrious founder and former CEO of GoDaddy.com, is at it again. It has been a while since the infamous elephant shooting scandal, but don’t expect Bob to have changed since the pachyderm uproar, that cost GoDaddy a few thousand customers. After realizing that Elephants.net is with GoDaddy, Bob Parsons asked the owner […]

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GoDaddy cries foul; wants to reverse Groupon coupon

A very upset Bob Parsons lashed out at “opportunistic domainers” and “cheapskate folks“, earlier this morning. The founder and former CEO of GoDaddy, visibly dejected by the ability of some domain investors to max out a promotional Groupon offer, is still on the GoDaddy board of directors. “G*d damn it, do I look like an […]

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GoDaddy employee responsible for downtime got fired

GoDaddy has reportedly laid off the employee responsible for yesterday’s extensive downtime. Matt “Supermario” Smith of Albuquerque, NM brought his pet llama, Tina, to work at the 2nd annual “bring your pet to work” day at GoDaddy. After the misbehaving llama started kicking and spitting on the Godaddy servers, Bob Parsons took the matter in his […]

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Masochist domainer: I love GoDaddy web hosting

Donald Stalis has no regrets for using GoDaddy hosting. The 26-year old domainer from Arizona currently hosts 20 web sites with GoDaddy, all of which went down for several hours yesterday, during the DNS outage. “I have no regrets, absolutely none, about GoDaddy hosting,” says Stalis. “I love a little bit of pain, getting on […]

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GoDaddy has a temporary home page

GoDaddy is back up, with a temporary home page that reminded us of the good old days of the Internet, circa 1994. Bob Parsons looks very solemn in this picture, and he should: GoDaddy has been in the news all day, and not painted in any type of positive light either. In all seriousness, let’s […]

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The New GoDaddy logo by Anonymous

Was GoDaddy truly hacked by the Anonymous group? We can’t be sure, despite the broken English of the evidently Portuguese-speaking ‘hacker’ that claimed responsibility over twitter. But we could not help it – here’s the proposed new GoDaddy logo! 😀

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