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Why would a GoDaddy ad about the ‘Big Game’ mention Kim Kardashian and Webfest?

What would a GoDaddy ad about ‘The Big Game‘ look like, if we had our way with it? 😀 “Combining the esthetics of football culture, popular NASCAR driver imagery and references to Kim Kardashian’s ample posterior, this ad would have definitely been banned by most mainstream media,” said Lucius ‘Gunz’ Fabrice. “It’s a shame, really, […]

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GoDaddy raises prices by $1 after Danica Patrick’s Daytona 500 fiasco

GoDaddy is raising their domain registration prices by $1 – effective immediately – to compensate for the huge financial loss sustained during the Daytona 500 race. “Unfortunately, Danica Patrick totaled three custom-made GoDaddy cars and at a price of $1.8 million a piece this is getting expensive”, said the founder Bob Parsons, en route to […]

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GoDaddy founder Bob Parsons angry about Daytona 500 postponement

GoDaddy founder and Daytona 500 team sponsor, Bob Parsons, is upset over the race’s postponement. GoDaddy sweetheart, Danica Patrick, crashed the GoDaddy car in a wall, during preliminary races last Thursday. “Gosh darn it, this is absolutely preposterous, that God would not grant Danica Patrick her much-deserved win at Daytona 500”, said a livid Bob […]

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Finally, New York gets a glimpse of Danica Patrick’s legs!

Two days ago we provided a scoop on the new, full page ad of GoDaddy featuring Danica Patrick‘s flesh tones. The ad appeared on the December 23rd edition of USA Today and cost almost a quarter of a million dollars! The New York Times featured the same ad today, as seen at AllThingsDigital. Our scan […]

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Danica Patrick’s legs priced at $242,600 and what GoDaddy did with them!

A full page color ad for GoDaddy appeared on the Friday, December 23rd edition of USA Today. We’re talking about the print edition, which costs $1 at the newsstands across the US. The GoDaddy ad, features a seductive Danica Patrick appearing all leggy and smiling, hiding most of her upper body behind a panel, inviting […]

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