Bido follows on the footsteps of Snapnames' success - snapping up their VP of Engineering
In today’s technology market, talent is snapped up fast; it’s not rare for prodigies fresh out of college to be hired by large firms on the West Coast – such as Yahoo, Google and Digg.
There is, however, currently a shortage of talent on the East Coast. Florida-based Bido Inc seized the opportunity presented by the return of Hank Alvarez to the employee pool of auction experts and has just hired him as VP of Engineering at Bido.com
“It was a non-brainer, said Sahar Sarid – broadly smiling. “Hank brings to Bido years of confidential knowledge about the intricacies of the domain auction system that he rigged at Snapnames. We believe that his expertise of “on-the-fly” script modification, multiple-bidding software development and self-destructive-bot bidder AI code made him the perfect candidate for the start-up environment here at Bido”, he added – smiling still.
Hank Alvarez – or Nelson Brady as his alias was at Snapnames – was hired with a starting salary of $185,000 annually, plus a bonus of $125,000 if he brings in 50,000 new customers to Bido in the next 18 months. In his own words:
“Well, I’m excited to be able to start again here at Bido – Sahar is a great, cool guy with a radical hairstyle. I love it here in Florida and I’m getting warmed up to bring to Bido the success that Snapnames enjoyed under my command. I’m totally stoked.”
Hank Alvarez recently launched his private web site at HankAlvarez.com – offering his expert services as a freelancer.
As part of the Bido-Alvarez agreement, Hank will be monitored 24/7 by 18 cameras and Sahar’s pair of vicious rottweilers. This will ensure that he won’t be pulling anything funky on the Bido guys.
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Editor’s note: As with the rest of the DomainGang.com content, this post is a parody. Bido did not really hire Nelson Brady; they are smarter than that. This news is for entertainment purposes only.
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I used to be a BIG fan of your site till you started copying my tweets lolololo
I got a timestap on this breaking news lolol
“Great minds think alike but fools seldom differ”
urlbrokers says @bido ~ Bido gets done for employing halvarez to shill bid (ONLY JOKING !)
about 6 hours ago from web
Keep up the great work guys / I’m still a big fan lol
a timestamp even
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Andy, simply a case of “great minds thinking alike” – no idea about your post, which I’ll go read right away 🙂
“Breaking News: Hank Alvarez hired at Bido.com”
Damn.
No more $28 domains.
Hank will probably bid us up to $35, I suspect.
Patrick, Hank Alvarez knows the game well. He’ll be an asset to Bido on their way to conquering the domaining auction universe-erse-erse-erse!