Merry Holidays, says Father Domainicus.
Greetings and salutations, my domainer brothers and sisters; this is Father Domainicus on a chilly Sunday morning.
Oh what a titillating sensation to see the godly light cast onto the fine droplets of dew balancing onto plants and flowers.
This very Sunday before the festive days of Christmas, I would like to talk to you about the true meaning of our Domain Church.
Formed in the early days of domain worship, the church was nothing but a congregation of faithful domain investors.
Our Domain Lord eulogized its infancy and later days, with these words:
“Let no sodomite or other man of sin cast a shadow of death over the Church, for I shall protect it to the aeons of eternity with mighty wrath.”
What a beautiful choice of words, my domainer children. Our Domain Lord clearly indicates the purpose and longevity of the Domain Church, that was created to encourage domain trade and investments.
We are seeing the shadow of death cast upon our church daily. From whiney domainers that bitch and moan about their portfolios, to greedy merchants of Jerusalem that want to steal your shekels via the UDRP process, our Domain Church is under constant attack by the minions of satan.
My domainer children, it is up to all of us to protect our Domain Church – and to do so we must work closely together, attending domain conferences such as NamesCon and NameSummit, to embrace each other and conduct business harmoniously.
Instead of bickering about who has the biggest, longest, thickest and most virile domain portfolio, look into your hearts to discover the love that pours out by giving to our fellow domainer.
Let’s embrace every domain, from the humble ccTLDs to the TLDs and the gTLD outcasts; let’s caress their purpose and function across the Internet, or Zuckerberg and his satanic Facebook will eliminate every need for them.
I implore you to do one act of kindness this holiday season – give to the homeless.
Amen, and a very merry holiday season to y’all. See you next year, with a fresh perspective and freshly washed undergarments.
~ Father Domainicus.
I feel cleansed and will donate all my .info’s to the needy!