Numbers. They never lie.
They are wholesome, true messengers of God’s divinity. They are messianic deliverers of the equilibrium of the universe. I know. I’ve seen. I’ve been there.
No more jokes. Just hard, unspeakable facts.
The domain market as we know it is about to collapse. By ‘collapse’ I mean as in a slab of reinforced concrete falling on a newborn baby’s skull after a 9.8 Richter earthquake.
Too visually disturbing?
Wait, there is more. According to numbers – and remember, numbers never lie even though they *can* be twisted according to one’s plan or hormone imbalance – the doomsday of domaining is upon us.
How close is it?
Less than a month away. On June 8, 2010 at 8:00 am in the morning, eastern time, the entire domain market will cease to exist. It’s in the scriptures. Those that don’t want to believe, they are lost. Those that want to be saved, shall be taken to the promised land.
But I ask you to see the numbers that are upon us. The mark of the Beast. The great depression. The call of Cthulhu. The unstoppable elements of evil fighting against domainers.
It’s time to go now. Pack your bags. Grab your wives and daughters and just like God did with the Biblical Lot tell them not to look back while God’s wrath hits the sinful cities of partying domainers. Sodom and Gomorrah, no more.
Go home. The party is over. Run for the hills while you can. The numbers, the numbers! The numbers know it all.
Have a wonderful evening.
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I’ve been reading those doom and gloom scenarios. Two words: jumping lemmings 😀
Just to be sure, is 8am June 8 corrected for daylight savings? If it is I might just be able to squeeze one last namejet auction in before the collapse.
Josh – the end is nigh! Repent, ye sinner domainer!
Fizz – I am pretty sure God does not observe daylight-saving time. Do the Scriptures mention it? Nope.