Kanye West to Halvarez: I’mma let you finish
Music industry giant, Kanye West, has issued a statement in the wake of the Halvarez scandal. It’s a little known fact, but Kanye West is also a domainer.
He primarily owns Beyonce domains; some of his recent registrations include BeyonceIsMine.com and MahGodThatAss.com – it’s no secret that Beyonce is an infatuation of Kanye West’s.
The statement by Kanye West reads as follows:
“Halvarez, I’m happy for you – and I’mma let you finish – but Beyonce is the most scandalous domainer of all time. Of all time!”
When asked to expand on this statement, Kanye West explained:
“Listen, I know that you think I’m crazy but there’s nothing in what Halvarez did that compares to the damage caused by this incredible woman. That booty is scandalous! I want to tap into that scandalous booty any way possible. Halvarez – that wigga is nothing compared to mah girl, Beyonce. Can he sing? Can he dance? No sir. Halvarez only knows how to cheat at auctions, the sick motherf*cka!”
After releasing that statement, Kanye West went backstage to prepare for the public humiliation of yet another music celebrity, Britney Spears.