As I lay to sleep at night thinking of the day’s work and winding down from my long domainer day; a continual thought pops into my head each night: Can Chef Patrick really cook? Does his wife really get to enjoy the benefits of having her own personal cook in the house?
I did some digging to try and solve this mystery.
Evidence #1 – He depicts himself doing domestic chores in a comic.
I don’t know about you but I would not be caught dead unclogging the toilet for my wife. Unless I were a Chef, of course.
Evidence #2 – His advertisers support his image.
“Fresh” is a common term in cooking. I would also not allow my advertisers to use the words “Fresh” and “Drop” together unless it were a constipation relief company or unless I were a Chef, of course.
Evidence #3 – His main site at PatrickRuddell.com reflects split personality disorder.
Patrick does not see himself as an individual but the whole of three types of personalities as evidenced in the above screen shot. Also concerning is the caption of “Who is this Madman?“. (What if I met Patrick and he turned out to be normal?? Disappointing!). But look at personality #3: IT’S THE CHEF!
Evidence #4 – His videos make me hungry.
I have no idea why. But they do. And hunger is relevant to cooking. Therefore, it must be entered into evidence.
Evidence #5 – His wallpaper does, too.
Hmm. I don’t know. Anybody want eggs or something?
Evidence #6 – Uhh
Does Chef Patrick really cook? I don’t know. You should ask him. In the meantime, check out the NippleGate scandal.
