Help me, Chef Patrick! You’re my only hope!

Chef, where are you? I’ve been trying to reach you for weeks.

I know that your once laid back lifestyle – getting up at 12:30 pm daily has changed. But it’s a matter of life and death, really.

I know you moved to the Dirty South; the weather in South Florida is hot, so are the women. Ai papi!

Your expert brokering services are needed, Chef. I am looking to sell my most precious domain, DomainWanker.com

You never heard of it? Come on, I spammed every forum left and right for weeks, where have you been?

DomainWanker is a the epitome of regurigated domain list analyzer.

That’s right. Every day it stitches together all the expiring domains from GoDaddy, Namejet and Frank Schilling’s list of .TV domains. So instead of visiting 3 sites every day, you can do it on DomainWanker.

Every time you visit DomainWanker you get the list for free – as long as you express your limitless adoration for my skills and publicly kiss my posterior.

Chef Patrick, your brokering experience will help me sell this beauty in no time. I expect no less than $250,000 for the domain and although it hasn’t made a penny – unlike my other service Mass Development.

Chef, give me a call buddy, let’s make this happen, please. Let’s get this great domain in the hands of a fool a wealthy domainer.

Thanks in advance – DomainWanker.

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