The Top 10 Movies of all time that could have involved Domainers

What if the Top 10 movies of all time could have involved a domain plot?

We picked some of our favorites and present them to you, while popcorn is already popping in the microwave.

Register the Future
Frankie McPly goes back in time to March of 1985 (a few months earlier, that is) and registers FrankieMcPly.com – thus beating Symbolics.com in the race for the first domain ever. Along with Doc they register strategic .com domains before the existence of commercial Internet and spend the rest of their lives drinking margaritas in the Caribbean while the money from domain parking keeps pouring in.

Titanic Fail
Romantic tale of a rich domainer girl and a poor web developer boy, who meet on the ill-fated voyage of the ‘unsinkable’ corporate yacht of Bernie Madoff. Lots of drinking, sex and late night domain registrations onboard – all while the captain closely follows a Namejet auction and fails to see the icebergs ahead.

The Domainfather
The old and frail patriarch of a Mafia family transfers control of his domaining portfolio to his son; a number of domains are diverted to a secret Moniker account of the former boyfriend of his wife’s. Seeking revenge, the son arranges for shill bidding mobsters to rig the major TRAFFIC auctions where his opponent attempts to launder the domains at.

Domainer Fiction
The lives of two newbie domainers, a domain mass developer, a shill-bidder’s wife, and a pair of hotshot domainer celebrities intertwine in four tales of violence and redemption; the antagonism over who will create the most gaudy looking minisites ends in bloodshed.

Domainer Wars
Ted Domainwalker leaves his corporate job, teams up with other web developers, and tries to save Princess Tia from the evil clutches of Parked Pager, in a fiery explosion over Domainerstar.

Raiders of the lost Registry
Archeologist and adventurer Domainer Jones is hired by the US government to locate the Registry of .xxx before the domains come to life and get stolen by Iranian hackers.

The Lord of the .COMs
In a small village with no Internet connection, a teenage domainer named Frodo has been entrusted with an ancient ring, inscribed with the authentication key to the entire .com Registry. Now he must embark on an epic quest to get accepted to TRAFFIC despite being underage, in order to destroy the ring at the opening cocktail party.

The Silence of the Domainers
A young FBI agent must gain the confidence of an incarcerated and manipulative domain thief to receive his help on catching serial shill bidder Hank Alvarez who “skins” his victims’ wallets.

Forrest Bump
The story of a mentally challenged domainer who runs across the US – attending domain conferences and auctions, where he bids and bumps up the prices.

Requiem for a Drop
The hopes and dreams of four ambitious domainers are shattered when their addiction to domain drops begins spiraling out of control and they end up with 250,127 useless .tel domains.

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