Bill & Bob’s Garage Domainer Conference soon to become a reality

Bill and Bob are domainers from the Lake of the Ozarks, Missouri that plan to make it big.

Who says you need a large budget and a city of a million people to launch a successful domainer event?

Eat your heart out, Rick Schwartz – I mean – Rick Latona.

Fed up with the big budgets and the glitz of domainer events such as TRAFFIC, DomainFest and Domainer Mardi Gras, two young entrepreneurs from the Lake of the Ozarks, Missouri are launching their very own domainer event, in hopes of starting a cult following.

“Yeah man, we thought why pay hotels and tickets to fly out to cities like Vegas and New York, man. Just to sell a few domains? So we’re having our own domainer event here at Bill’s garage, for real!”, says Bob, the other half of the conference team.

At a time that domainers have been hit by the bad economy really hard, traveling expenses make participating in large, centralized events really tough on people’s wallets. So Bill & Bob hope to launch their conference as a franchise across the US, soon.

“Man, we will have music from mp3 players, and a rotating light ball and a beer keg, chips and dip, and we’ll talk domains on the first day of the event. There’s also lots to do here in the back yard, Bill has a dirtbike and we’ll play mud football!”, says a smiling Bob. “Lake of Ozarks also offers fishing events and a night of 4×4 truck madness so we will be keeping our guests busy!”

News about the upcoming event has spread like wildfire through social networks such as twitter and facebook. Nowadays, Bill and Bob spend about 14 hours daily on their 56kbps connection building the website, BillAndBobsGarageDomainerConference.com and promoting it to their followers.

“And you know man, it’s fun ’cause we will all get to watch TV until late and tell jokes and stuff about domains and then we’ll crash here at the living room and there’s plenty of room upstairs and at the basement. We have set up the garage as our conference room though, that’s going to be mighty fun man!”, adds Bob.

The event is scheduled for sometime in mid-March, as soon as the last snow around the Lake of the Ozarks melts and the first flowers blossom. For reservations contact Bill or Bob directly, man.

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8 Responses to “Bill & Bob’s Garage Domainer Conference soon to become a reality”
  1. Tia Wood says:

    If TRAFFIC ever comes to the Lake of the Ozarks, I would be more than happy to show everyone around. 😀

  2. Lucius "Guns" Fabrice says:

    Man!

  3. Anunt says:

    Good luck Bill and Bob…i’ll definately see you on your grand garage opening event in March!

  4. Lucius "Guns" Fabrice says:

    Anunt, bring a friend – they are free to attend.

  5. Bruce Marler says:

    I think we need to have http://missouri.me sponsor it:) Wish I would of saw this earlier but i was traveling, classic !!!

  6. Lucius "Guns" Fabrice says:

    Did the snow finally melt, Bruce? 😀 It’s almost March!

  7. BullS says:

    Did they marry their cousins?

  8. Lucius "Guns" Fabrice says:

    BullS – Bill and Bob would like to keep it in the family. Long story.

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