Great economy, great letters.
The Chinese economy, driven by numerous corrective actions lobbied by domain investors from Hong Kong and elsewhere, is now back to Bullish days.
Overnight, trillions of dollars in lost and otherwise misappropriated funds have miraculously returned to China’s economy as if nothing happened.
“It’s like waking up from a bad dream, your pillow all wet from the drool, realizing it was just a nightmare,” said Shanghai domain investor, Shai Yin Kul Tra.
“Those buffoons that were Bearish about the Chinese domain market can now eat their words, they were wrong and I was right. There is money to be made, everyone start buying 6N’s and CC’s like there is no tomorrow!” exclaimed Kul Tra.
Meanwhile, global markets responded positively about the great news of the Chinese economy fixing itself overnight.
Such reactions included the immediate return of crude oil to $120+ dollars per barrel; gold plummeted to $250 dollars per ounce. The price of milk is heading towards $5 dollars per gallon, with other types of food to follow. American beef now costs high enough for everyone to become vegetarian.
Among the domain community, the value of “chips”, short domains with a Chinese-friendly letter pattern, hit five figures. A LLLL .com is now worth a minimum of $12,250 dollars according to the Chinese web site, ChaoMi.cc.
“We are moving head on into China, and have started a blog to tell the Chinese how much we love them,” said XYZ Registry founder and CEO, Daniel Negari, adding: “Whoever thought the Chinese economy would not rebound, are fools, China invented kung-fu, karate and other martial arts, hello??!”
It’s great seeing the Chinese economy and the matching Chinese domain market recover overnight, proving that numerous “warnings” about its alleged bad shape were apparently wrong.
The Year of the Monkey looks great upon us.
