MySpace to offer FREE domain registrations but what is the catch?

Sacramento, California – The Late News PPV

MySpace has lost a large number of its followers, bringing the social media portal down to the #11th most popular destination on the Internet; meanwhile, Facebook is now the #2nd most popular web site overall.

After hiring expert executive and former Dova COOh!, Linna Lynx, MySpace is ready to rebound with an astounding offer: a free domain for each one of its members.

The number of MySpace members is counted in the millions, many more than the current number of registered .com domains. But MySpace has a plan and the strategy is exciting, despite its initial projected cost. We discussed the plans with Linna Lynx, former Playboy model and x-rated film protagonist:

“Of course we are going to kick butt! MySpace won’t just sit and wait for the Facebook f*gs to claim the top spot after Google. We have an ace and we know how to play poker, trust me sweetie. The free domain per customer will be just that – free – no money involved. But we decided to make it more interesting, so we’ll add a little twist to the offer.”

At that point during the interview, Linna Lynx unbuttoned the top two buttons of her low-cut blouse, revealing a lot more flesh than what we were ready to be greeted with. Given the fact that Linna Lynx has 38DD naturals, it was impossible to focus without lowering our eyes towards her rather gifted bust. And she continued:

“You know, people say how the Internet and social media is just one big bedroom, people are looking for a lover or a friend with benefits. We’ll give them just that and more! The deal is, for every free domain they get, they’ll have to contribute 8 ounces of bodily fluids to the big ‘Waterfest Tank’. That’s a tower built to accommodate several million metric tons of such liquids; a state-of-the-art filtration system creates 100% purified water. We plan to raise awareness about the lack of water around the globe. For guys, there will be special ‘pumps’ to retrieve the body fluids; multi-orgasmic women that are able to squirt will be able to register perhaps 3-4 free domains per session.”

MySpace and Linna Lynx plan to utilize a small, unknown registrar called Big Man Domains – the idea was originally pitched to Bob Parsons of GoDaddy, who turned it down stating that he did not want people to associate his registrar with scantily clad women posing in skimpy outfits.

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