Hello Satan! Dan review as random as it gets

Dan.com is on its way down, thanks to GoDaddy’s plan to switch or “migrate” its user base to Afternic.

The days of reviewing this great domain selling platform will soon be over, but not without a fun message from Satan himself.

A fresh review of Dan.com on Trustpilot was left by “Satan Constantine” whose wording reads like a summoning of evil spirits:

“All bank transfer and process from google franchiser is fraud manifesting and all bank transfer from my region exporter and domain franchiser is marcketing strat and scamer.”

Despite leaving this group of uncouth words behind, Satan Constantine left 5 stars for Dan.com.

Assuming that “JM” from Dan is not a bot but a real person, their response is equally hilarious:

“Hello Satan,

We are glad to hear that you have had such great support from us and we look forward to helping again in the future.”

We doubt there will be a future for Dan but maybe there’s a future in hell for those that decided to shut it down. You can also buy HelloSatan.com on Afternic for the sum of $66,666 dollars.

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