On the first day of Christmas
My true love pushed to me
A domain renewed until 2023
On the second day of Christmas
My true love regged for me
Two .tel domains
And a .mobi sold at reg fee
On the third day of Christmas
My true love got for me
Three ccTLDs
Two .tel domains
And a .mobi sold at reg fee
On the fourth day of Christmas
My true love bought for me
Four TRAFFIC tickets
Three ccTLDs
Two .tel domains
And a .mobi sold at reg fee
On the fifth day of Christmas
My true love stole for me
Five dropped domains
Four TRAFFIC tickets
Three ccTLDs
Two .tel domains
And a .mobi sold at reg fee
On the sixth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Six Snapnames rebates
Five dropped domains
Four TRAFFIC tickets
Three ccTLDs
Two .tel domains
And a .mobi sold at reg fee
On the seventh day of Christmas
My true love brought to me
Seven WHOIS shields
Six Snapnames rebates
Five dropped domains
Four TRAFFIC tickets
Three ccTLDs
Two .tel domains
And a .mobi sold at reg fee
On the eighth day of Christmas
My true love got for me
Eight Minisite templates
Seven WHOIS shields
Six Snapnames rebates
Five dropped domains
Four TRAFFIC tickets
Three ccTLDs
Two .tel domains
And a .mobi sold at reg fee
On the ninth day of Christmas
My true love acquired for me
Nine Halvarez domain bids
Eight Minisite templates
Seven WHOIS shields
Six Snapnames rebates
Five dropped domains
Four TRAFFIC tickets
Three ccTLDs
Two .tel domains
And a .mobi sold at reg fee
On the tenth day of Christmas
My true love captured for me
Ten WordPress plug-ins
Nine Halvarez domain bids
Eight Minisite templates
Seven WHOIS shields
Six Snapnames rebates
Five dropped domains
Four TRAFFIC tickets
Three ccTLDs
Two .tel domains
And a .mobi sold at reg fee
On the eleventh day of Christmas
My true love rushed to me
Eleven domain Bloggers blogging
Ten WordPress plug-ins
Nine Halvarez domain bids
Eight Minisite templates
Seven WHOIS shields
Six Snapnames rebates
Five dropped domains
Four TRAFFIC tickets
Three ccTLDs
Two .tel domains
And a .mobi sold at reg fee
On the twelfth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Twelve Registrars collapsing
Eleven domain Bloggers blogging
Ten WordPress plug-ins
Nine Halvarez domain bids
Eight Minisite templates
Seven WHOIS shields
Six Snapnames rebates
Five dropped domains
Four TRAFFIC tickets
Three ccTLDs
Two .tel domains
And a .mobi sold at reg fee
Hmmm, if Domain Gang opens up a love advice column, I’d recommend dumping this true love. Anyone who gives a .mobi or a .tel domain as a gift isn’t worth dating. WordPress plugins are free – the cheap bastard. Days 9, 11 and 12 don’t sound like much fun either – unless your .mobi and .tel domains were at the collapsing registrars, in which case it would be poetic justice.
Oh well Jeff. What’s the proverb? Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth. 😀
I don’t know about the verse, but I LOVE the falling snow.