Lita van de Vilt still keeps the red pumps neatly placed at the bottom of her closet, her leather miniskirt hanging from a rusty hanger at the very back, along with the other outfits she used during her days of glory.
“In the good old days of VIP domaining, I’d get invitations from the big boys to escort them around town to one of these elite conferences,” says Lita – her lips recently enhanced with collagen injections. “We’d fly to Miami, New York, Chicago – all the big cities to attend the domainer gatherings. The money was crazy. One night, that Saudi domainer spent $25,000 on a Cartier bracelet for my services.”
With the proliferation of large and plentiful domainer conferences, Lita is one of a dying breed that witnesses her best clientele disappear along with the big spending. Domainers nowadays prefer to conduct business online, often shunning the glitzy hotel ballrooms that once accommodated them in tuxedos and night gowns.
“The game has changed. I make more money as a domainer nowadays and less as a hooker,” adds Lita with a rushed smile. “I learned how to invest in LLL .com’s, natural type-in .com domains and I can leverage my parked domains through a multi-DNS managing system,” she adds with a wink.
When asked how much she charges for her companionship services nowadays, Lita smiles; she brushes her hair back gently and takes a cigarette out of her Davidoff Slims pack.
“For you baby, it’s $150 for an hour – I’ll even show you how to manage your domain portfolio.”
“I’ll even show you how to manage your domain portfolio.”
LMAO! I like it.
I like this part:
When asked how much she charges for her companionship services nowadays:
“For you baby, it’s $150 for an hour – I’ll even show you how to manage your domain portfolio.”
You sure get value for money there – LOL
Gives a new meaning to parking…