Domainers come in different shapes and sizes; just like this lovely female domainer
About 10 years ago I wasn’t fully aware of the domain world around me; I felt like a blind mole sniffing the cold air of opportunity at night. There was little, if any, education about what tools to use other than the rudimentary WHOIS at Network Solutions. To this day, I recall battling boredom by looking up domain names and confirming their availability, only to find them registered two weeks later. It’s no secret that Network Solutions spied on your WHOIS queries through their web based interface.
Today, it seems that there is an abundance of information and tools that allow domainers to perform real-time research. The rules of the game have changed many times over; the social integration of domaining has given information access to even the most remote countries in the world. There are also several events and conferences that are held – some of them several times a year – which bring more opportunities in domaining and development to their attending entrepreneurs.
During these ten full years, I’ve come across several different types of domain individuals; the domainer community is as diverse as the human race itself. For the sake of informative amusement, I’ve put together a few representative “profiles” that you might find interesting; some of you might even recognize others – or even, yourselves 😀
The Domain Gods
Domain gods are usually quiet entrepreneurs that do not go public, don’t socialize with lowly domain “mortals” and rarely unveil an insight into their achievements. Usually, they end up selling large portfolios for ungodly figures; the mainstream media view these achievements as a sign of general entrepreneurship; to them, “domaining” is still a dirty word.
The Domain Socialites
Domain socialites are charismatic individuals that participate in public forums and events, contributing their time and knowledge with a charming pinch of spice; often humor is their elegant way to delivering their beliefs and strategies to those that otherwise are difficult to educate.
The Domain Poseurs
Domain poseurs come in two sub-species: the snotty achievers and the fake underachievers. Those of the latter kind have nothing positive to show in terms of achievement; they promote and push a fake persona, never able to deliver any proof, any portfolio evidence or any records of success. It’s all in their head. Those of the former kind are one-hit wonders, who cashed on a big opportunity, only to turn snotty and nasty towards the domain community. They often re-iterate their single-win laurels until everyone realizes that there is nothing to be earned from their presence.
The Domain Newbies
Everyone has been a domain newbie once – with the exception of course of Domain Gods, that were born into the domaining game as divine entities. Newbies flood public forums with questions and astonished statements that savvy domainers faced early on in their careers. Questions about how to unlock a domain or if microsoftsoftwares.biz is a trademark are often responded to with a virtual rolling of the eyes in the form of a smiley. Smart domain newbies talk little and read a lot and soon they graduate to higher echelons of the domaining food chain.
The Domain Trolls
Your domains suck and your TLD sucks – because they suck. Hahahaha!
The Domain Flirts
Domaining is a male-dominated industry; few female domainers are active and able to demonstrate a continuous record of success, mainly because “the boys” don’t make it easier for them. In a world that sets glass ceilings to what women can rise to career-wise, domaining offers plenty of opportunities to mingle among the sexes. It’s just that some overdo it; often openly flirting with the opposite sex pool, in order to achieve certain goals with their charm. Domain flirts are both male and female and usually proliferate in domain conferences.
The Domain Maniacs
Domain maniacs do not rest a single second of the day; they research the news and only talk with their peers about anything related to domains. Usually, a domain maniac is a failed Domain newbie that decided that the best path to becoming a Domain God is through registration of hundreds of useless domains in every vertical and TLD imaginable. Very often, Domain Maniacs are banned from forums temporarily, only to return with more passion and having registered more domains in the latest fad of a TLD.
The Domain Gurus
Domain gurus are truly the essence of the domaining industry; they keep a low profile and yet are eager to offer their knowledge and information, either for free or at a nominal fee. They appreciate the attention and are eager to share their time constructively with all the other sub-species of the domaining industry. Often, they retire before the age of 40 and take a long Sabbatical in the Florida Keys.
The Domain Scammers
Domain scammers include two sub-species; the scamming opportunists and the thieves. The latter are usually young individuals eager to utilize their social engineering skills in order to steal domains of others and profit from them through monetization or reselling. They often reside in countries beyond the reach of International law; their modus operandi seems to be that of stealing from the Domain Gurus and selling to the Domain Newbies. If you see someone buying CBS.com at an online forum, you’re witnessing one such transaction. Scamming opportunists on the other hand, seek a long term approach to domaining. They deceive others by providing false stats, false promises and for small to medium amounts of money. They often take time to build their profiles and personas through elaborate work that sometimes deceives most Domain sub-species, except for the Domain Investigators.
The Domain Investigators
Domain investigators work quickly and without any reward, other than the glory of having nailed Domain Scammers. They identify, trace and locate the identity of scammers through the intelligent use of tools available on the Internet and offline. Often, they work in pairs or small groups in order to exchange viewpoints and information; once all the data points to a single direction they launch their offensive by publicizing their findings, unveiling the scammers and informing the victims about how to recover their lost funds or domain names.
It’s a beautiful domaining world that we live in!
You forgot to include The Domain Pimps. It’s ok, if you decide to add it just make sure to slide some money this way…
I was going to say you forgot the whores. . . many more whores in this biz
Are the “whores” actually “flirts” that had too much alcohol? 😀
Domainer BSer…..that me!!!
Nice taxonomy, but for one thing: I believe that Domain Trolls do not in fact constitute a distinctive domain specie, but actually a genus of several other species of domainer, such as the Domain Newbie Troll and the Domain Poseur Troll. Otherwise, I commend your work!