iPhone 5S – a must have for domainers.
Domainers rejoice!
Apple has just unveiled its new iPhone 5S – the letter stands for “SuperSexy” – and what a marvelous piece of China-made hardware it is!
The iPhone 5S is crafted in high-grade aluminum recycled from Coke and Pepsi cans, with “chamfered” edges. Chamfered is a neologism for “beveled” that was deemed passé.
Sporting a five element lens and an iris capable of going from f2.2 to infinity (and beyond), the iPhone 5S camera can help you create slow motion video at 120 fps; ideal for domain conferences such as TRAFFIC, where you want to capture every single microsecond of intense bidding during the auction.
The Home button accommodates a handy (pun intended) finger reader called Touch ID, that can easily verify ownership of your domains.
By holding the Home button down while saying “Siri, Domains” you are logged into your registrar account securely. This security feature might be circumvented by Yakuza members, known for cutting off fingers.
For such a big feature introduction, Apple most certainly does not own the domain name TouchID.com but that type of corporate retardation is hardly news.
Finally, the iPhone 5S can make phonecalls, a feature that has been less important with smart phones lately. Overall, if you don’t have a phone, or if you are an Apple fanboi this is the next big buy.
