Sergei Putanov is a Russian domainer and billionaire investor
Priviet, domainers. Is Sergei Putanov, Lucius asked write review on domain so I do. And happy news from Russia.
I slept Sunday night after sex with Ukrainian prostitute, then realized potential of TeaBag.com. In Russia we say beauty is a dog needs big bone and TeaBag.com is most valuable in the world. I will buy perhaps.
But tell you why TeaBag.com is valuable, more than $7.5 million dollar. Or euro, if like funny money.
In Russia, we drink no just vodka but also tea. Tea is boiled in samovar, and after Sunday sex I had a tea bag out of box. Tea is great drink to get strength back from sex.
In Russia we drink tea and then suck tea bag.
Population Russia is 141 million. Women, mens, childrens, we drink tea on afternoon. We pay 1 ruble for large tea bag and if 140,999,999 drink tea afternoon every day, lots of tea bags.
Imagine domain TeaBag.com sell tea to Russia on Internet. Many money goes tax to government so protect from Capitalist America. But we buy tea from India, China and Pakistan. Then build weapon nuclears and give weapon to country for tea.
I love money, of course love sex with Ukrainian prostitute more. But I promised keep article clean so no detail about size of Svetlana breast.
Now, TeaBag.com worth a lot, see? And not Russia only country, in UK the Queen drink tea. But I don’t like sex with Queen, too old.
TeaBag.com can change history, and Russian president and Obama drink tea. I invest now so who with me?
Ya tebya lyublyu!
Sergei Putanov
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Upon reading the breaking news, Sergei’s ex-tranny lover in Kiev was heard to shout out, “Sergei! I’ve got your tea bag hanging!”, an obvious and expected response from a shunned lover Babuska.
We caught up with Babuska and friends of Babuska, who wish to remain anonymous in name and sexual orientation/preference, at the trendy Black Russian tea hangout, CAFE USA. “He,” said an unidentified transsexual speaking with a British accent referring to Babuska, ” has been inconsolable since the Sergei interview.”
“The “crouching tiger” pose of Sergei in the photo appears to have been very hard (no pun intended) for Babuska to take”, the tranny went on to say as Babuska sat in the back booth ripping off his/her blouse and bra displaying the satisfyingly firm and symmetrical results of hormone shots and implants.
“This”, grabbing a breast, “these…these for you, my Serg.”, now clutching, rubbing both breasts. ” For you. You hear of me! For you. I do this for you, my love”, now drunkedly attempting to balance oneself on an obviously too small of a pub table in Prada 6 inch purple leather heals.
Just before tumbling off the table, Babuska was seen grabbing at unidentifiable genetalia saying, “I forgive you. I have you tea bag hanging. For you, my love…”
In Soviet Russia, Tea drinks you.
ph – Sergei is known to “break the leg” of those that make fun of his sexual prowess.
Mike C. – You got it right 😀