Father Domanicus - Our channel to the Domain Lord.
My dear domain brothers and sisters, I greet you with an early Thursday morning message.
In the past few days, I’ve witnessed a large amount of hatred coming from those amongst you that despise Osama bin Laden.
Truly, the man is now deceased and a man’s hand took him per the will of our Domain Lord.
However, show respect to a person who is now gone from this plane of life and is being judged in the afterlife.
Our Domain Lord surely knows how to punish an evil person’s deeds.
To register domain names with Osama bin Laden is just tasteless, my children. Stating that he is dead, or shot, or killed or even gangbanged shows disrespect to the holiness of the human body.
A lot of domainers tried to search for images of a dead Osama bin Laden. Now, I understand the need of human nature to visualize what is hidden, the blood, the brains, the guts – all spilled outside of the body.
Please refrain from registering such sick domain names, my children. It is wrong.
May the Domain Lord bring you peace and prosperity in all of your regular domain registrations. Amen.
Yours in body and soul,
~Father Domainicus
Osama72virgins.com
He is having a good time now…
“…The body is holy!”
Father Domainicus,
Considering that Osama was shot twice I think it’s more correct to say:
The body (Osama’s) is holey.
From Merriam-Webster.com:
Definition of HOLEY
: having holes