DomainGang often pokes fun at various domainers. It’s part of what we do.
We’ve parodied Frank Schilling, Rick Schwartz, Dr. Kevin Ham (often known as “The man who owns the Internet“) and we definitely poked fun at Chef Patrick (because he cannot cook).
But we could not find a way to make fun of Bruce Marler.
This busy domainer is a true, hard-working development mole.
So we jotted down the 10 reasons we cannot possibly make fun of Bruce Marler:
- Bruce Marler wears glasses. So we can’t make fun of him. OK, so Chef Patrick wears glasses too, but he also has tattoos which means he’s a tough, mean guy.
- Bruce Marler has finished at least one marathon. And that’s really cool in our book, because Pheidippides – the original marathoner – actually died after he completed his feat of announcing to the Athenians that the Persians had lost the battle of…Marathon.
- Bruce Marler actually possesses a sense of humor. So what’s the point of making fun of someone that can’t get upset? No, Bruce is cool as a cucumber.
- We did Bruce Marler’s twitter background and avatar. So we can’t go back and poke fun at him. No sir.
- Bruce Marler is daring. He quit his day job and took a crappy TLD (in our opinion) and turned it into a profitable web site. Yeah, that’s Missouri.me
- Bruce Marler knows how to cook – but he won’t do the dishes. And that proves that Bruce is da man. No man does the dishes but a true man can cook.
- Bruce Marler retweets a lot. Which is cool in our book, so we can’t make fun of him.
- Bruce Marler once placed a huge banner linking to DomainGang.com and he interviewed us. We can’t make fun of Bruce, even if we wanted to, for this reason alone.
- Bruce Marler does not belong to the “jerk circle” of the old domain elite. He’s a rebel, so we can’t make fun of fellow rebels.
- And finally – Bruce Marler is a friend of Tia Wood‘s. And we don’t want to mess with Tia – no way!
