Howard Neu is known for his sense of humor.
The domain investor, IP attorney and TRAFFIC partner sent out a notification email about the upcoming TRAFFIC Speed Networking session, which is known to be lengthy and of particular substance.
This paragraph stood out, which we copy verbatim:
“Likewise, if you have a weak bladder or know that you will not be able to spend one hour meeting the people who can influence your income and your life, do NOT register. “
Speed networking at conferences is an easy method to meet as many attendees as possible in a row, it is fun and also a great method to catch a flu bug or two from too much handshaking. We did, back in 2010.
HATERS… don’t they know weak bladders are covered under the americans with disabilities act.
fortunately i was an early investor in
“keep a beercan in your pocket to piss into”
so either way i’ll make money.