Father Domainicus delivers the word of our Domain Lord.
Good evening, my brothers and sisters in domaining – this is Father Domainicus.
Every Sunday evening, I bring to you the wisdom of the Domain Lord in an evening sermon.
As you know, ’tis the season that brings domainers together, be it at festive parties or domain conferences. It’s the time to be jolly and gay in your soul.
Now, as many of you know I do enjoy a glass of wine once in a while – it is blessed by the Domain Lord and it’s commonly used as a socializing medium.
But beware of extremities, my domain children. When moderation isn’t applied, the devil awaits.
Many a domainer often under the influence of alcohol beverage commit crimes that are not approved and are in fact condemned by our Domain Lord.
Larceny, fornication, sodomy, grand theft and even murder can occur when the devil decides to step into a domainer’s soul through alcohol abuse.
I advise every one of you that plan to attend the TRAFFIC convention to abstain from alcohol, just as our Domain Lord commands. Enjoy the brotherhood and sisterhood of other domainers and treat each other with respect and not with lustful thoughts due to alcohol intake.
May the breezy weather of Ft. Lauderdale bring you many a success at the upcoming TRAFFIC domain auction.
With tender but clearly fatherly embraces,
~Father Domainicus
