Daryl the Drunk Domainer
The other night I was reading about how the damn Congress turned down the approval of the .XXX domains based upon some obscure obscenity laws.
Then I went to my local drugstore and bought the latest Hustler and Penthouse. It would be a busy Saturday night.
Fuck it. Need more beer and more pretty girls. And bigger domain sales.
Sometimes I lose my train of thought when writing a diary.
But that damn son of a bitch George W. Bush is pissing me off. I’m sure he personally took a look at the ICANN papers and crossed out the line about .XXX and its pending application.
What a self-serving prick!
I’ve seen the video where he’s drunk and rumors had it he did a line of coke every other night, then turned into this anti-pornography baron. Thank god he can’t get re-elected in 2008 or we’ll sink deeper into Bible Thumbland.
I hope I live to see a day where people walk around in the streets not caring if mothers breastfeed their children in the open, and where couples buying a ticket to ‘Hershey Highway’ (rated XXX) can do so at the same movie theater as those that view the latest Adam Sandler junk.
Oh wait, one can do all that actually, in Denmark and Sweden.
America is so bent backwards with morals that despite being the pornography capital of the world in terms of sheer production budgets, it shields 300 million people from it by drawing a thick black censor pen line across the US.
I said, fuck it and I’m only on my third beer. And Dubya can suck it.
Editor’s note: These are the Diaries of Daryl the Drunk Domainer, who passed away early this year. DomainGang acquired them and will be publishing them unedited.
What happened to this series? Bring the drunk domainer back! If you need a volunteer, send over a 12 pack and I’ll be happy to share my mistakes made while drunk domaining. 😂