Father Domainicus teaches us to abstain from exposure to porn during Domain Conferences.
Good Thursday afternoon, my brothers and sisters in domaining; Father Domainicus here, with some thoughts about an evolving phenomenon.
Many domainers and enthusiasts alike are currently perusing the Internet, seeking photographic images of Alexis Wright. Someone told me that a Zumba class scandal in Maine evolved into a manic search for the pictures of a pretty young lady who bared all for her clients.
As the oldest profession in the world, prostitution finds a predominant place on the Internet.
While Craigslist ended such advertisements, other publications – including the notorious BigDoggie and BackPage – advertise the services of young females willing to engage in carnal acts for monetary exchange.
Our Domain Lord would bring down these digital tables of the Whore City of Online Jerusalem, if he were alive in a human form today. Two thousand years ago, the peddlers occupying the Temple of Jerusalem faced his wrath; fornication was common in exchange for a few shekels.
In the year of our Lord, 2012, we are still in fear of persecution, when we exchange an envelope full of worn out dollar bills, for the masterful kisses of a professional concubine.
As members of the Domain Church, I personally emphasize the need to be faithful to your significant other, spouse or live-in girlfriend, particularly when domain conferences take place in cities known for their promotion of sinful acts, such as Las Vegas.
With that in mind, I hope that you will display common sense and focus on domain activities during TRAFFIC 2013 in Las Vegas. As our Domain Lord said, “Beware of the acts of women without full coverage of clothes, for satan awaits your acceptance of the apple of sin.”
So stick to oranges, my domainer sisters and brothers, and leave the apples to those who are void of ethics. They do not belong in our Church.
Leaving you with a warm hug that is void of any sexual tension, yet provides stimulation to your senses. Amen.
~Father Domainicus.
“Leaving you with a warm hug that is void of any sexual tension….”
When discussing men of the cloth, it is better to get a hug that is void of any sexual intention.
.ph – I would trust Father Domainicus with my bare cheeks. Referring to my face, of course.
I am here on Earth, god’s children, to serve YOU AT ALL COST.
Alexis Wright is so magic …