If you have big balls, your domains are top notch.
A medical research center in Asheville, NC, has concluded that the size of male gonads is proportionally related to the quality of their assets.
After examining a sample of 250 men in North Carolina, all of them owning domain names, the medical research center found a strong link between testicular size and quality of domains owned.
“The average volume of the male testes was between 20% and 25% larger, for individuals whose domain assets were certified to be of high quality,” said Frances Ming Mo, medical researcher.
“Furthermore, the owners of generic .com domains possessed an astounding testicular volume, almost 43% higher than non-domain owners!” exclaimed Ming Mo, visibly aroused.
The results come to no surprise; since the dawn of the human race, the size of testicles is linked to the amount of testosterone produced – a direct link to survival and ability to fight off predators and to provide shelter for the less able females.
Ming Mo and her team of medical researchers will be studying the penis size of corporate executives as related to UDRP filings; certain preliminary data show that UDRP filings without merit indicate a penis size of under 4″ inches.
We don’t want to guess the “shrinkage” of those found guilty of Reverse Domain Name Hijacking.
That’s why there are so many lowballers in this industry 😉