Fibs and Fibonacci.
Greetings and salutations, my dear brothers and sisters in domaining; this is Father Domainicus, celebrating Florida’s warm and humid summer and our Domain Lord.
It is the month of August, which brings us one step closer to popular activities such as THE Domain Conference, Thanksgiving, Christmas and eventually NamesCon.
Often times, many a domain investor type up emails with our Domain Church as the destination, seeking advice.
Here is a typical email that we receive:
“Dear Father Domainicus,
I am reaching out requesting your appraisal of a domain asset that I have kept close to my heart, [domain removed for privacy purposes].
As you know, a similar domain, [removed], was listed as sold at GoDaddy for thousands of dollars, last week.
I am very excited about this recorded sale and look forward to your evaluation of its worth, based on the comparative sale that is hereby attached.”
Alas, my domain children, many such reports of completed sales at GoDaddy auctions are not always true, for there is an urgency by certain tools of satan to fib, lie and misinform.
Many a domain auction at GoDaddy has been reversed, after the domain was paid for; the issue resides with the evil ability of domain registrants to renew these auctioned domains, even at the very last minute.
A great Italian mathematician, Leonardo Fibonacci, laid out the universal truth of numbers, as they exist in the sequence quoted below:
“1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, 34, 55, 89, 144, 233”
As you can see, these numbers truly relay the wisdom of our Domain Lord, who regulates the balance of our Cosmos.
Numbers don’t lie, as long as they are verified, and in the case of many GoDaddy auctions reported in our days, these sales appear to be false manifestations of satan’s attempt to conquer more domainer souls.
My dear brothers and sisters, the only solution is to closely follow the word of our Domain Lord, who said in Domainclessiastes 3:12:
“Let not untruth become truth, and trust upon thee only the Logos of the Lord, and thy shekels shall multiply only in truth officiated upon thee.”
In this short, concise statement, our Domain Lord places emphasis on validating one’s sources of information, and to achieve more domain sales one needs to have accurate numbers – not some bogus information replicated by satan’s uncouth tools.
With all this in mind, I wish you all a wonderful week ahead. May your domain portfolios be full of the grace and spirit of our Domain Lord, amen.
~Father Domainicus.
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