The top five non-expert spam SEO tips for the Expert SEO that guarantees short lived quick traffic.
Name Drop. Name Drop. Name Drop.
Name drop any chance you get. For instance: Frank Schilling, Rick Schwartz and Kevin Ham. Include reasons why you like them. Regurgitate their accomplishments and include links to their blog so they know you’re sucking their ass.
Bold Words You Want to Get
Bold words you want to get while seoing your site. This also helps in name dropping names such as Frank Schilling, Rick Schwartz and Kevin Ham. Also, randomly bold other words you don’t want so readers do not catch on.
Include Irrelevant Screenshots and Spam the Hell Out of Alt
Screenshots not only make the page look pretty but you can stuff up the alt.
And it takes up more space when you really don’t have much to say.
When Commenting, Don’t Leave Your Name. Leave Your Site’s Name
Comment on blogs and don’t leave your name. Confuse the hell out of readers by leaving your site’s name instead. This best works for parked pages and crummy sites you want to drive traffic to. Never leave input related to the article. Just post things such as “nice site” or “good idea”.
Repeat Keywords. Even if They Sound Funny
Screw the readers. We want SEO placement. Get good SEO placement by repeating key keywords for SEO placement. It doesn’t matter if it sounds like you’re repeating yourself about SEO placement. Just ensure you get good SEO placement by sounding like ten second Tom.
Classic 😀
Great one, Giovanni 😀 You left one out, rather obvious though: Camel Casing Throughout Your Entire Text.
Great. I know that’s going to cost me extra lettuce on my sandwich at dinner tonight while you eat your caviar and sushi, you slave driving blog owner.
“nice site” , “good idea. Thanks for the info.
I hate camel casing in titles. Cameltoe is ok.