Girl, you’re so special. It’s true.
When you took my order at Captain D’s I loved how you sang the words one by one, confirming my 2 piece fish dinner.
When I axxed – sorry, I meant asked – for a serving of jalapeno poppers, your giggling voice told me to please proceed at the window.
Love it when a woman tells me to “proceed”, it’s special. Shows both respect and willingness to engage. Word.
My nubian princess, being so close to you at the window brought me chills. I almost had tears in my eyes when you axxed – again, I’m sorry, when you asked – about whether I wanted tartar sauce or shrimp sauce with my dinner; all I wanted was some malt vinegar, girl.
Then you handed me the bag with my order and our eyes met. I melted, seeing your calligraphy tattoo on your slender arm. I was hoping for a smile and your phone number on my receipt. Fo’sho.
Alas, I only have your name printed on my receipt. Tyroneiqua.
Oh, how Google seems to hate me for this obvious typo of Tyroniqua, precious chocolate-skinned beauty. One name has no results, the other has less than 100.
I gots work to do.
Next time I visit Captain D’s, I’m gonna axx you out. For realz.
Get your head out of the gutters…. she is too young for you.
What the hell have you been smoking?
BTW, what perfume was she wearing?
BullS – her perfume was a cross between “Le Shrimp” and “Pico de Gallo”. Both very expensive.
So funny when parents give their kids silly names that stand out in google!! Tyronisequa etc
“Next time I visit Captain D’s, I’m gonna axx you out.”
Tyroneiqua.com is available for registration.
Grab it.*
On your next visit give it tor her.
True love may follow.
You can have your honeymoon on the next DNCruise.
Heck, maybe Chef Patrick can officiate your wedding.
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Tyroniqua.com is also available.
Grab that too* as a defensive registration.
Then give it to her on your first anniversary.
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* A domain registration especially using a GoDaddy coupon code
is cheaper than a box of chocolate or fresh flowers.
Pete – Exactly the point of this article, you got it right.
Tric – That’s some serious planning, I like your way of thinking, my friend. But there is one problem, I just realized that smudge of grease on the receipt was covering a “g” – the name is Tyronigua 😀
“I just realized that smudge of grease on the receipt was covering a “g” – the name is Tyronigua”
I think Tyroneiqua sounds better so she should change her name.
If not, all is not lost as Tyronigua.com is also available.
Mrs.Tyronigua “Guns” Fabrice.
Sounds nice.
🙂
Tric – What would I do without you?
Of course this will cost me almost $30 for domain registrations alone, all while my dinner cost $5.33
Daym, that’d be no cheap date!