Miami ‘Hooker’ was local Domainer after all

When The Frager Factor broke the news about a Miami hooker and a TRAFFIC attendee making out in the freight elevator, many of us waited to read the follow-up article.

The news is out: the supposed ‘hooker’ was in fact Sylvana Marie Cuchu, a Romanian transplant to Miami Beach and avid domainer. Her boyfriend, Tom ‘Buddy’ Pappas is also a local auto mechanic from the Pinellas county.

They both attended TRAFFIC in order to improve their domain investment opportunities; naturally, with the free flow of alcohol they felt frisky and wanted to join the “domain high club“.

“So I had a couple of martinis, three margaritas and a mixed cocktail and felt so horny”, said Sylvana Marie Cuchu, straightening her blonde, curly hair.

“My boyfriend Tom is obviously drunk most of the time and after I had those 38DD silicone ‘girls’ he wants me all the time”, she added with a giggle.

Tom’s response wasn’t easy to comprehend, just like most of Don King’s speech. But he managed to grunt and say a few words in-between beer-laced burps:

“Yeah man. TRAFFIC was the shit. The place rocked. Domains, beer, women, food, domains, traffic, beer. You name it. Next year, we head there too.”

It’s advisable for most domainers to restrain themselves while in such gatherings, especially when attempting their smooth lines and moves towards fellow domainers. It’s ok for couples to make out so expect to see Sylvana and Tom again at TRAFFIC in the near future.

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