It appears that as soon as the last remaining class action lawsuit against Snapnames was dismissed, former multi-auction bidder Hank Alvarez came forward from his house in the mountains where he has been residing for the past 4 months and allegedly made the following announcement:
Dear friends,
It’s hard for me to come back after almost 4 months of an activity hiatus. I took a sabbatical back in November, to ensure that peace and due process would take their course.
I’m a family guy, a decent programmer, a good husband, father, and a superb lover to my wife. I love animals, especially my dog Skippy and the two cats, Milly and Molly. I also like rainbows, reading stories about the Wild West and my favorite fruit is the coconut.
What I mean by this is, that y’all misjudged me and tried to rip me a new one back in November, without knowing all the facts and the complete truth about what happened. I have a new book in the works – titled “If I Shill Bid It” – and the truth will be out there, soon.
Sometimes, it takes the fall of a man for the dogs that bite him to get poisoned from his rich blood. I am not a bad person and I love you all. I proved that by sending you Holiday wishes from my web site, HankAlvarez.com
Folks, the domain industry is a beautiful, wonderful and splendid opportunity for all of us to make money. Don’t let hatred, misinformation and a bunch of lawyers dictate you how much money you can make. I can show you, since I hit it big myself.
God bless and may the domaining force be with you!
Ridiculous, this Halvarez must go jail.
Mario, if Hank went to jail it’d be in The Matrix.
Deliciously sardonic! Thanks for that.