Mike Labinowski, 40-year old virgin domainer.
If you believe that the bad economy of 2012 is over, or that the fiscal cliff has been filled with cash, you aren’t in touch with reality.
Domain investors are facing a harsh market, even as Rick Schwartz propels his Joint Ventures project.
Mike Labinowski, a domainer from Atlanta, GA decided that he’s had enough.
“My failed ventures of 2012 are to blame for the financial state I’m in now,” says the 359 lbs Labinowski.
“I have bad health, no cashflow, all because I didn’t listen to my peers. I should have invested in quality domains and away from domain flipping mentality,” adds Labinowski, taking a whiff from his medical marijuana vaporizer.
Labinowski is still a virgin at 40 years of age, and plans to resort to his status as a money maker. If he can come to an agreement that’d drive substantial traffic to NameJet, he will be auctioning his virginity there.
“I’m a big guy but I have a huge heart, certainly some lovely lady would like to take me out of my financial and sexual misery!” exclaims Labinowski, showing his front teeth in a smile. “A lot of NameJet users are lovely ladies who delve in domaining, surely one of them will make my dreams come true!”
While NameJet has expanded its reign of domain auctions, the new venture will definitely attract eyeballs from the general public, who would like to peruse the goods of “virginity auctioning.” Labinowski plans not to sell himself cheap.
“I will set a reserve, rest assured,” he says. “And if bartsimpson wins again, what the hell, I’ll let him have me!” he exclaims.
The NameJet auction – if it gets approved – will be promoted across industry media as well.
Would you bid for Mike’s virginity?
Would you bid for Mike’s virginity?
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I’d definitely hit that, but I’m not sure if I can beat Alvarez. 😉
this has gotta be a fake ’cause that guy weighs way more than 359 lbs. it’s probably one of those things where you end up having to pay by the pound. domainers BEWARE !
RaTHeaD – The final weigh-in will be performed the day of the auction and a certificate will be issued by NameJet.
Domainers-That what happens when you spend lots of time on “BullS” sites, eating bags of deep fried pork skin, drinking beer and no exercise.