Blue Cloak Research says you’re in danger.
Blue Cloak Research, a security firm with decades of experience in the field, has released a shocking report about the Internet’s most dangerous domain names.
Issuing a stern warning about where unsuspected Internet users should be pointing their browsers to, Blue Cloak Research CEO, Hugh G. Johnson, stated:
“If you’re visiting anything other than a .com you’re pretty much in danger. It’s like walking around downtown Detroit at 3am with your pants halfway down, counting your cash. You might as well shoot yourself. Domains like .ZIPPY are dangerous to visit, our extensive research shows. Don’t leave the .com realm, or you might get ass-raped.”
The warning by security experts Blue Cloak Research is a clear indication that ICANN is not doing enough to protect new Internet users, who might be lured into the dark alleys of the Web where anything can happen:
“Blue Cloak Research stands by our reports 100% and this is just the beginning. The Internet’s most dangerous domains – the new gTLDs – form the basis for a digital suicide. If you steer clear of those dangerous places and just type ‘.com’ at the end of every destination, you are safe. That’s the bottom line.”
ICANN issued a short statement, denying allegations of providing an unsafe environment to visitors of more than 1,000 new gTLDs:
“We have bigger fish to fry, such as the departure of our CEO Fadi Chehadé next year, and the multi-stakeholder model falling apart. Who cares what nonsense Blue Cloak Research says, gTLDs are as safe as any other ccTLD or TLD to visit. Don’t be an ignorant fool.”
According to the Blue Cloak Research report, the Internet’s most dangerous domains might include some of the following unresolving gTLDs:
- .zippy
- .shit
- .fuck
- .yourmom
- .asshole
- .madeup
- .junk
- .bullcrap
- .penis
- .vagina
Blue Cloak Research is a multi-billion dollar corporation with offices all over the Internet.
With more than 5 billion paid users in 300 countries, they sure know what they are talking about, and their report should be taken very seriously by administrators and soccer moms alike.
