Domain terrorists should think twice:
Now that technology that can detect all sorts of weapons of mass destruction through the clothes exists, there is no excuse for event organizers to skip utilizing this great security feature.
It was witnessed in TRAFFIC Las Vegas, whereupon several infidel domains made it to the live auction: IDNs, ccTLDs, even four-worders were included in the list of domains auctioned on the floor, which led to overall disappointing sales.
The domain Mujahidin that owned them, apparently slipped through the security gates of the otherwise professionally organized TRAFFIC conference.
“Here at DomainFest we will scan each and every domainer for possession of domains of mass destruction,” said Paula Loffer, event coordinator for DomainFest. “We want to be absolutely certain that no dangerous domains are allowed through, especially ccTLDs and IDNs, that are virtual time bombs for the wellness of a domainer conference. We simply won’t mix apples with oranges.”
Meanwhile, as DomainFest opened its gates today, Chef Patrick is about to sport a special garment and no, it’s not green panties. For the participants of the conference, keep your eyes on Patrick, he’s full of surprises.
who is going to be on the look out for halvarez? now there is a very destructive element? suppose he came weaing a mobile bid rigger whatcha ma call it? then what?
OH THE HUMANITY!
patricks special garment has went over great! the dg logo on front make it;)
LOL thanks Bruce – please take a couple of pics as a souvenir 😀
We been needing this. Can we set it to include scanning for non domainers that are snooping around looking for trouble?
Can we get patted down by the domainer of our choice??