ICANN – Breaking news: In an early morning meeting at Hotel King George III in Nicosia, Cyprus, the transient body of ICANN has come to the unanimous decision to nix the upcoming proposal for providing a green light for .XXX
Due to current conditions in the social media market, the opening of gTLDs will be combined with a new player in the adult scene, Chatroulette.
“We decided to give ChatRoulette a spin and it seems that it has the biggest potential for any adult new TLD in the market, greatly outperforming .xxx in every aspect”, said Mike Jaggov PR manager for ICANN.
“With almost 95% of all ChatRoulette participants engaging in online acts of masturbation in front of a worldwide audience, it’s only to be expected that ChatRoulette will be a promising candidate for the adult namespace, particularly .CHATROULETTE”, added Mr. Jaggov.
ICANN’s next meeting in Haifa, Israel will determine whether the salaries of its officers should be adjusted, due to the increased prices of Danish pastries and gourmet coffee from Zanzibar.
LOL nice. Is that Lady Gaga? 😀
No, Lady Gaga is in another article 😛
“…to nix the upcoming proposal for providing a green light for .XXX”
Excuse me Lucius but that would be “…proposal for providing a RED light for .XXX”.