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Captain Chef Patrick promises Gay Times for Domainers!

Remember “The Love Boat“?

In that 1970’s television show a group of rich, beautiful travelers are taken on a cruise, with Captain Stubbin and his trademark smile adorning every humorous episode. Romance, piña coladas and bad hairstyles – that was the 70’s.

You weren’t born in the 70’s? I must have dated myself then. So what, I also watched Little House on the Prairie, Battlestar Galactica and Man from Atlantis.

Fast forward to 2010, with Captain Chef Patrick trying to convince domainers to walk away from solid ground and onto a floating domainer conference, on a tropical cruise.

I can’t but think of that incident, turned into a movie, which won 11 Oscars. Titanic, anyone?

Regardless, at DNCruise.com, gay times are awaiting domainers, with promises of a unique domaining experience aboard a luxury cruise liner, with karaoke bars, gambling and margaritas for everyone.

At least, gay in the 1950’s use of the term, I hope. But don’t discount the possibility of several closeted domainers going all out once on a cruise ship; and you thought Domainer Mardi Gras had it all.

Would diarrhea so common on cruise liners be included in the $729 ticket for a cabin? You also have the option of pairing up for the price of $429, as long as you’re aware of your bunk-mate’s “preferences.” Ahem.

Which reminds me of  “Boat Trip” 😀

Not a bi cruise, Jerry. A gay cruise. Capital G, capital A, capital Y-M-C-A!

Would you go on a cruise with the Domainer Love Boat?

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7 Responses to “Captain Chef Patrick promises Gay Times for Domainers!”
  1. Adam says:

    ummmm . . . . . wtf
    (not that there’s anything wrong with that.)

  2. John says:

    LMAO that’s too funny 😀

  3. Lucius "Guns" Fabrice says:

    Folks, we’re not saying it will be a cruise for gays, just that it will be a ‘gay cruise’. Think of ‘gay’ as ‘happy’ 😀

    Looks like a fun venture and we wish Captain Chef Patrick all the best. Check out DNCruise.com now for more information.

  4. Mike says:

    Wow, who was I talking about the idea for a domain cruise at DMG? looks like this idea was already spawned for a while though, i see the domain registered from December. will they be stopping off in the Caymens for a lou-ow (sp?) at Frank Shillings?

  5. Lucius "Guns" Fabrice says:

    Frank Schilling has his own navy 😀

  6. Mike says:

    oops, i typo’d his name. my bad

  7. Mario says:

    So is it a gay cruise?

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