Modern, metrosexual domainers are not satisfied with .com anymore.
You thought your .com domains were hot stuff? You’d better think again, chum.
Surprisingly, an ever-expanding group of business owners are supporting a junior TLD for their online presence.
What is that TLD?
Citing zero development costs, no delays in updating the rich DNS layer, instant access and availability from every mobile device on the Internet and numerous other esoteric functions, these business owners have voted up TelNIC’s .tel as the most innovative TLD of the decade.
“It’s awesome, I can be at a cafe sipping latte with my metrosexual buddies and I can still update my WHOIS that is then displayed instantly on everyone’s iPhone”, said Jonas Huffer from Seattle, WA. “With .tel I found that it’s ok to be a sensitive male in a society that shuns guys that have pedicures once a week.”, he added.
TelNIC’s upcoming ad campaign will feature a variation of their Ben.tel commercial, where two guys compete for the same woman on a commuter train.
“TelNIC as always wants to reach out to the entire tech/gadget/emo community and provide them with quality domain alternatives”, said Leo Spanakis, spokesman for TelNIC. “We are definitely going the unisex – or metrosex, if you prefer – way, and will be launching .tel as the biggest TLD of the new decade. The .com era is forever gone.”
Raw footage from the new .tel commercial involves two guys making out on a commuter train, when a girl comments about how she loves their eyeliner and proceeds with attempting to give them her .tel URL. To her dismay, the two guys have a fight over whose eyeliner is applied better. In the end, the girl gives up and leaves, scribbling her .tel URL on the guys’ butts, for them to discover it later.
We decided to take your own pulse, so you’re welcome to respond to this poll below.
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.COM is definitely those most over-rated TLD by “regular folk”. Come on people…what does COM even stand for? Great TLD’s such as WS (web site), TEL (telephone) and CC (Caicos Islands) are so much more understandable.
Frankly, I am willing to trade any of my .COM’s for the .WS and .TEL equivalent.
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Don’t forget .me LOL
I can’t wait for the “all syndicated sex” extension to come out aka .ASS
Or the “burning extensions ending routinely” aka .BEER
Or .smmootyp which stands for “squeeze more money out of your pocket”
Or .txt which stands for “notepad only”, sites based on pure text with special browsers just to view them
Tia, you’re on a roll. 😀
How about some “The Instant Transaction Technology Internet Express Superhighway” aka .TITTIES to go with .BEER ?
“I’d rather be caught kissing Hello Kitty than own a .tel”
Don’t knock it until you tried it.
Hello Kitty is a great kisser!
And she’s cheaper than the Real Doll.
Jonas Huffer from Seattle, WA……..where can I find his Jonas Huffer?
Pill Hill!! or down at the Volunteer Park?
Voted the worst TLD of the decade by Modern Domainers ?
Well, that alone tells you it has more value than all the other TLD’s combined !
What a great honor !
Go .TEL !
Chris, only time will .tel 😀