Now it's the time to sponsor Tiger Woods cheaply!
Nobody’s perfect – not even the formerly active golf god, Tiger Woods. When it comes down to infidelity, Tiger proved to be a real Cheatah in bed.
As a result, his corporate sponsors are dropping him: first AT&T, then Gillette, and now Accenture are all abandoning the tarnished player’s turf really fast.
Here at DomainGang we believe that Tiger Woods, as a man of many mistakes is genuinely sorry about his infidelity towards the lovely, buxom blonde and former Swedish model wife of his, Elin Nordegren.
As a result, we decided to sponsor Tiger Woods and his unparalleled ability to swing into every hole with a hard 7-iron.
For that purpose, we have created SponsorTigerWoods.com and we are welcoming your support for this great golf athlete!
We will gladly display your sponsorship of Tiger Woods until he decides to come back from the sabbatical he has embarked on.
“As a result, we decided to sponsor Tiger Woods and his unparalleled ability to swing into every hole with a hard 7-iron.”
Nicely said.
God, I love this blog. It’s nice to have a break from the serious domaining world.
😀 😀 😀
There’s inspiration behind every daily event, Jake. We’re glad you’re loving DomainGang!
This one was so easy, wasn’t it.
Tiger just “put it up there on a tee” for you.
Good job. 🙂
Hey Aron – Can we discuss your use of Symbolics.com here?
…what, no? Um, ok 😀
But you’re right, Tiger Woods will rise again – he just needs support from his loyal fans.
lol on the “hard 7-iron” and http://sponsortigerwoods.com/ 🙂
“his corporate sponsors are dropping him”
And DomainGang.com may want to follow suit.
A reliable source says DNJournal’s The Lowdown on Wednesday, December 16, 2010
will feature an exclusive story claiming DomainGang’s own Tia Wood was also caught
up in Tiger Woods’ love web.
Reportedly the two met when Tia was attending the 2006 Traffic Show in Las Vegas
and both were staying at the Venetian Hotel.
Apparently the similarity of their last names, Wood and Woods, caused confusion
among the hotel staff and was the reason Tiger first became aware of Tia.
My source, who has seen an advanced copy of the article, quotes Tia as saying,
“Tiger was amused at the similarity of our last names. Tiger also joked that because
our initials, T.W. , were the same we could use each other’s towels” .
And allegedly they did.
That’s all I know so we’ll have to wait until Wednesday for more juicy and salacious
details.
No need to wait until Wednesday. It happened just as you described! He lives up to “Tiger” quite well. Rawr!
LOL! Tiger and Tia sitting in a tree. 🙂