A lot of domainers have grown to love the whip.
An astounding 85% of domainers with a deviation towards masochism, simply love and prefer GoDaddy as their domain registrar – a new study shows.
The study, conducted at the University of Leipzig, Germany, shows that once exposed to GoDaddy coupons, offers and hints of nudity on the GoDaddy web site, customers become addicted.
“Pure cause and effect: GoDaddy rings the bell and the subject comes to retrieve the reward, of course” said professor Hanz Pippernikel of the Leipzig University.
“Results are more pronounced when the subject is into masochism, pain and humiliation, of course,” added professor Pippernikel.
Statistics have shown that chronic exposure to such devious marketing techniques can achieve the accumulation of ample wealth in the bank accounts of corporate executives, and GoDaddy is no exception.
Meanwhile, the sentiments of frustration, anger, fear and desolation grow in the souls of customers who are treated in this manner.
GoDaddy refused to comment on the findings of this study and pointed us instead to the successful results of their latest Groupon offer.
godaddy is great. they pick the phone when I call and pay on time when I sell. no complaints – whatsoever.