Father Domainicus: ICANN sinned in the eyes of our Domain Lord!

Father Domainicus - our medium to Domain Lord.

Good evening, my brothers and sisters in Domaining – this is Father Domainicus with a special message after a long hiatus from domaining.

Many faithful domainers ask me, if they should apply for the new gTLDs that ICANN promotes so heavily. Each one costs $185,000 to secure.

And yet, my domaining children, ICANN failed to safeguard the privacy of its own applicants; some apparently snooped into the files of others!

Think for a second: our Domain Lord preached a long time ago in the holy books, that if your neighbor’s wife is beautiful and has delicious, female curves, thou shalt not desire her.

Why would you desire the gTLD of other applicants? It’s clearly a sin, and ICANN like the serpent provided the equivalent of the forbidden fruit in the Garden of Eden.

Quite often, I meditate in the mornings, to avoid the sins of the flesh. Satan hides in every corner, awaiting one slipping moment, my fellow domainers!

You too must also meditate and free your spirit from the desires of the flesh and of anything that lacks the dot com purity. The gTLDs that ICANN promotes are definitely to be avoided like the devil!

I leave you with a brotherly kiss on both cheeks, and a reassuring hug.

~Father Domainicus.

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2 Responses to “Father Domainicus: ICANN sinned in the eyes of our Domain Lord!”
  1. BullS says:

    You see- Dot com is KING

    Now, I deserve more KISSES, go for it Father

  2. Rocky5 says:

    @BullS

    I agree that .com is king. All others = waste of time and money.

    Getting more and more obvious on a daily basis yet there still exist a select group of people who are positive that .NAME is going to make a comeback and eagerly invest in .TEL. These are the same fools who think that gtld’s are a good idea and a decent investment.

    Yep, they walk among us.

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