Greetings my children in Domaining. This is Father Domainicus with an urgent Saturday morning message.
We live in strange times, my brothers and sisters. The PPC industry is pulling a “Sodom and Gomorrah” war on our humble clicks. We are being forced to sell our domain assets.
One such sale led Daryl Dean Dickberry – known to many of you as Daryl the Drunk Domainer – to his fateful end, partying after selling off his single most precious domain.
Rest in peace, brother, in the hands of the Domain Lord.
Meanwhile, evil forces are ganging up on domain entrepreneur, Frank Schilling, attempting to convince the Powers that rule the Internet to drop his new venture from the face of this earth – just because his homepage looks like it was made in 1994.
What is the real message that comes through those remarkable signs?
That the End of the Domain World is coming, it is nigh, very nigh.
Hide your kids, domainers, hide your wife – because the PPC industry is raping everybody out there!
I shall leave you with an important video from the years of my youth, still applies today.
Yours in brotherly love,
~Father Domainicus
We shall see the phoenix arise from ashes of those rapist and ppc murderers . Long live domainers… let’s pray together. Don’t lose your faith “Father Domainicus”.
It is about time we undergo HUMAN CLEANSING- get rid of the damn corruption, greed and the evils in human mankind.
Come Monday, the world will be where it should be….VIRGIN EARTH- free of contamination.
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