Callipygian socialite, Kim Kardashian is allegedly considering an offer to become a spokesperson for the .XXX domain industry, according to the Hardcore Adult News of Los Angeles.
Long-appreciated for the size of her posterior and her oral skills, Kim Kardashian is currently going through a divorce; all while her brother Rob Kardashian is in the finals of Dancing with the Stars.
“Miss Kardashian fits the role model we are after”, said Bob Sappiro III, speaking on behalf of the ICM Registry.
“We appreciate the fact that Miss Kardhashian is willing to educate mainstream Los Angeles and its fashion market about what we offer. The adult domain industry should mingle with the Kardashians more”, added Bob Sappiro III, smiling.
The ICM Registry has definitely picked one of the best-equipped celebrities to promote the launch of .XXX to the general public, on December 6th. Kim Kardashian’s assets are legendary and she has a very sweet smile, among other things.
“I think that the ICM Registry snagged this one right under the nose of GoDaddy”, added Bob Sappiro III. “GoDaddy would have loved to present Miss Kardashian on the front page of their web site, instead we will feature her beautiful derriere!”
That’s fantastic news for the Kardashians; even better if Kim’s brother, Rob, wins the Dancing with the Stars final! 😀
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Well, that’s reason enough for me to not buy a .XXX name!
Alan – Would you tap that? 😉
Hahaha.. that would be fun