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Mike Robertson begins long, difficult journey to MERGE! 2017 in Florida

Mike Robertson with a friend.

Popular domain industry professional, Mike Robertson, has officially embarked on his long journey to MERGE! 2017 in Orlando, Florida.

The path is difficult and the terrain quite inhospitable, but Mike’s a seasoned domainer with years of experience in the industry.

“Driving on I-4 from Tampa all the way to Orlando, is daunting, mate!” exclaims Mike Robertson.

“I’d rather fly 26 hours from Australia via New Delhi, London and New York, than drive the almost two hours of bumpy roads to Orlando. It’s insane, mate!” adds Mike.

The Aussie domainer is seriously concerned that his spiffy new car’s struts will get damaged on the Florida interstate, known for its numerous potholes, quirky elevation changes, and crazy drivers that zig-zag dangerously between lanes.

“Look mate, in Oz we drive on the left side of the road, just like the Brits, and I can honestly tell you, there’s nothing worse than seeing an F150 truck zoom from behind at 95mph on I-4,” said Mike Robertson.

Mike Robertson stays focused on the road, by consuming ample quantities of Tim Tam cookies, an Aussie delicacy; he then has to burn a trillion calories by doing push ups.

If you’re heading to MERGE! 2017 in Orlando, Florida this weekend, make sure you greet Mike Robertson, who will be taking care of business for DNC Holdings, kind sponsors of this domain publication.

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2 Responses to “Mike Robertson begins long, difficult journey to MERGE! 2017 in Florida”
  1. Eric Lyon says:

    lol funny. However, the roads do get pretty bad in some areas of Florida. 😉

  2. Mike Robertson says:

    I did get a fresh batch of Tim Tams from my Mum this week. 🙂 I’ve got my iPod loaded and ready for the drive. Look forward to seeing everyone there!

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