Anthony Weiner – an honest, XXX politician.
New York City mayoral candidate, Anthony Weiner, has been receiving a lot of criticism recently, due to the extended play of a sexting scandal that occurred more than a year ago.
One of the women that the Democrat candidate communicated with, using the alias “Carlos Danger“, is apparently costing Mr. Weiner the Democratic nomination.
“We are now going forward with an aggressive campaign, to communicate with our electoral base on an honest, bologna-free basis,” said the new campaign manager, Lolita Jo Franks.
“Mr. Weiner should not be shy about the use of his masculine member, as a tool to more effective campaigning among the citizens of New York,” added Lolita Jo Franks.
Indeed, Democrats are becoming supportive of Anthony Weiner’s use of x-rated photos, with his erect, semi-erect and flaccid penis in full display.
The new campaign for Anthony Weiner is expected to catapult him from the fourth place currently, back on top. The effectively adult campaign will take place from the web site Weiner.XXX.
“The use of a fully adult TLD is controversial in politics, but quite appropriate in this case, given the priapic vigor of Mr. Weiner,” said Lolita Jo Franks.
“And I am not talking metaphorically here, have you seen the man’s penis? Everyone should be proud to see the future mayor of New York City in his birthday suit, enough with the conservative state of mind in politics!” exclaimed Lolita Jo Franks, a single mom and a former stripper from The Bronx.
Meanwhile, the ICM Registry, keepers of the .XXX gTLD, will soon reveal how much money it cost to have the domain Weiner.XXX developed as a portal for Anthony Weiner’s honest campaign in New York City.
