Our Father who art in Heaven – Domainers’ prayer

Posted by DomainGang on October 30, 2009, at 1:12 pm

Our Domainer who art in TRAFFIC,
Hallowed be thy domain Name.
Thy Registrar come.
Thy Renewal be done,
On WHOIS as it is in Verisign.
Give us this day our domain revenue.
And forgive us our typodomains,
As we forgive those who cybersquat against us.
And lead us not into trademark violation,
But deliver us from parking companies.
For thine is the web development,
and the minisites, and the portals,
for ever and ever.
Amen.

Comments

4 Responses to “Our Father who art in Heaven – Domainers’ prayer”

andy kelly says:

October 30, 2009 at 4:13 pm

Classic

Thats clever and runs well !!!!

Got to love it

“As we forgive those who cybersquat against us.” Is the best line for me

DomainGang.com is pure madness!

Here’s a quickie revision of the serenity prayer just for domainers

God grant me the serenity to accept the lowball offers I cannot change

Courage to up the offers I can

and the wisdom to know the difference
Lucius "Guns" Fabrice says:

October 30, 2009 at 6:30 pm

Great addition Andy and thanks for the kind words 😀
mike says:

October 30, 2009 at 8:25 pm

short and sweet and hilarious

and I have to agree with you there Andy,

DomainGang.com is pure madness!

My fav is “and deliver us from parking companies”
Available Domains says:

October 31, 2009 at 9:08 am

Father from the heaven:
“Promise to donate a good portion from your domain sales to charity and i shall grant your wishes.”