Please buy my #domains !

There comes a time, when we feel desperate to sell our domain name investments; it’s a moment of panic and disbelief in our own domain portfolio.

The three words “buy my domains” don’t come across as polite enough, and as your mom probably taught you, one has to say “please” to be taken seriously.

Four words then: Please buy my domains.

Please buy my domains – Photo by Allef Vinicius on Unsplash

That’s what a guy named Alex thought of way back in 2001, registering the domain name, PleaseBuyMyDomains.com.

It’s been 17 years since, and the domain is now available. If you reach that moment of despair and need to list your domain possessions under one roof, it’s definitely memorable.

You should see some of the “gems” that Alex was selling on it, during these early domaining times:

10mm.org
12mm.org
30footfall.org
5ess.org
8————————————————————D.com
88fingerslouie.org
a-jew.com
a-slut.org
afgayistan.com
againstallauthority.org
ambiguouslygayduo.net
another-columbine.com
anti-flag.org
anti-social.org
aolinstantmessenger.net
asschamber.net
assfucked.org
ataris.org
athiestsanonymous.com
b0st0n.net
bacterial.net
beerbong.org
bigdaveproductions.org
billsucks.net
billsucks.org
blackflag.tv
bleeds.org
bonghits.net
bosstones.org
bouncingsouls.org
breast-reductions.org
brooklynzoo.org
buck-o-nine.org
c-rap.org
cameljockey.net
canadafuckingsucks.com
candykidraverfuck.com
captainpla.net
cardboardboxrealestate.com
cavitysearch.net
chokingvictim.org
closedbsd.com
cockblock.org
conformist.net
coolkids.org
crackerjap.org
cyberterrorists.org
danknugs.org
deadkennedys.tv
decrypted.org
descendents.org
deviates.org
dickcheese.org
dieselboy.org
dingleberries.net
dms100.org
down.org
downbylaw.org
dropkickmurphys.org
dropout.org
dunecoon.net
dwarves.org
earsbleed.org
efnut.com
emokid.org
ethernic.org
everbreast.com
everqueer.org
excused.org
f-u-c-k-o-f-f.org
fatfaggot.com
fatgeek.org
fatslut.org
fatsluts.org
fearable.org
fenixtx.org
flamer.org
fonebone.org
fragged.net
fragging.net
freecallingcards.org
frenzalrhomb.org
fuckedyourmom.com
fuckefnet.org
fuckfuckerfuckingfucked.com
fuckirc.org
fuckthepolice.tv
gapkid.org
garycoleman.net
getupkids.org
globalthreat.tv
goodriddance.org
gravitybong.net
guttermouth.tv
h4v0k.org
hackerbob.com
hackthepla.net
hahahahahhahhaahahahahahaha.com
havok.cc
hi-standard.net
homelesspeoplesuck.com
householditems.org
inboxen.com
inboxen.net
inboxen.org
inferior.net
internetrelationships.org
interspic.net
iraqis.org
ircgimps.org
ircthugs.net
is-easy.net
is-hot.com
isgreaterthanstar.com
islessthanstar.com
ja-rule.org
jedipower.org
jefus.com
jesusdoesntloveyou.com
jewbagel.org
jewbetic.com
jewishnazi.net
juped.net
k-elite.org
k-mart.org
kers.org
kindbud.tv
kmfdm.tv
kriskross.net
lackey.org
lagwagon.tv
lessthanjake.tv
linuckz.org
lity.org
masturbatoryfantasies.com
mdfmk.tv
millencolin.net
minimum-wage.com
minorthreat.org
monkies.org
mtvkid.org
mulletfever.com
mulletpride.com
mxpx.tv
nation-of-islam.org
negrorican.org
nerfherder.tv
newfoundglory.tv
newkidsontheblock.org
nkotb.org
nogirlfriend.org
nouseforaname.org
nutworksolutions.org
obese.org
obic.org
oklahomo.net
oldpeoplebuffet.com
oldskewl.org
oliverthebear.com
operationivy.org
pastorangryshanez.com
pasz.org
paybsd.com
perl-god.com
perl-goddess.com
pezdispenser.org
php-god.com
php-goddess.com
phreakthepla.net
pimp-squad.net
pinkertonthugs.net
plzdiethx.com
pointblank.org
poonjabi.com
pornology.org
pranked.net
pranked.org
prison-sex.com
propagandhi.org
rabtuls.com
radiohack.net
raghead.org
rapedandbeaten.com
rapemyface.com
ravagrrl.net
readthefuckingmanual.net
rear.org
redhatsucks.net
redhotchilipeppers.org
reelbigfish.tv
retardedkids.org
rootlist.net
rootlist.org
screechingweasel.tv
sexyayleen.com
shellme.org
shitsex.org
singlewide.org
sithlords.net
slanteye.com
slavetrader.org
slityourthroat.com
spoofed.org
str8edge.net
strungout.org
stupidraver.com
suicidemachines.org
supremacist.org
sweatyballs.net
teargas.org
teencool.net
the-unseen.org
thespecialolympics.org
theunseen.tv
thewarez.com
triplewide.org
underachiever.org
union13.net
unwrittenlaw.tv
urinestream.net
us-nonopers.org
voodooglowskulls.org
watchyourfuckingmouth.com
yourm0m.com

Many thanks to DomainTools for the historic WHOIS data, and no thanks to GDPR.


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Comments

3 Responses to “Please buy my #domains !”
  1. Data Glasses says:

    Hey that’s my butlers sister!

  2. ingulf says:

    Wow, his reg list is a vivisection of a seriously depraved and evil mind. Funny in spots (cavitysearch.net had me rofling), but not someone I’d want to be in the same room with. Seems like an incel about to shoot up a room of girls. Wasn’t that incel who killed a bunch of people using a van in Toronto named Alex? Makes you think.

  3. DomainGang says:

    ingulf – I wouldn’t think too much of it, most likely Alex was a teenager when he registered those. 😀

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