It’s the Year of the Horse!
A new year in China, the biggest consumer of rice in the world, and a manufacturer of everything that can be purchased at WalMart.
Jiang Xo Bing, a company specializing in manufacturing a variety of fortune cookies for Chinese food restaurants, made a large investment in the gTLD namespace.
“We buy domain match good luck for year, YearOfThe.horse, from registry, good money,” said the CEO, Ming Dong Xui.
“Dot .Horse big invest, China love horse, ride horse, eat horse some time, but this year no eat, we advertise,” added Ming Dong Xui.
Year of the . Horse
The acquisition of YearOfThe.Horse directly from the registry, Minds + Machines, was heralded as a major transaction by the London Stock Exchange.
“We are witnessing a cataclysmic change to gTLDs, the end of the .com era is quite near, as we predicted,” said Mind + Machines spokesperson, Frank O’Hulihan.
“It’s about bloody time that the kool-aid about how dot .coms are the future dries out!” exclaimed O’Hulihan.
It is estimated that the exchange involved upper seven figures and a lifetime supply of pu-pu platter meals from General Tso for the upper management of the dot .Horse Registry.
Congratulations to Jiang Xo Bing, clearly a great investment that matches their business acumen 100%.
