As a teenager, Thomas Eschinaldi grew up bearing the stigma of a condition that deprived him of a normal, happy childhood.
Having Tourette’s is a challenging twist of the human gene pool that comes with socially unacceptable behavior, facial and behavioral obsessive ticks and bursts of loud-mouthed cussing.
“Thomas drained the energy of everyone in the family but we loved him dearly”, said Matilda Eschinaldi, his mother. “We knew we had a special child in our hands when he told his aunt to ‘Shove it, f*cking b*tch’ at the family party for his third birthday.”
As Thomas grew up, he managed to control his cunning ability to burst into unprintable, loud-mouthed cussing by often sealing his lips shut with duct-tape, a practice he follows often as an adult, when he attends social gatherings.
“I am a normal guy, except for the cussing MOTERF*CKER and that’s something that people must understand that it’s a part of my SH*T SH*T ASSH*LE personality that is outside of my control”, says Thomas smiling in-between the intense waterfall of cusswords.
Thomas found domaining to be his life’s trophy, after a friend of his jovially pointed out that the combination of cusswords that Thomas erupts into would make great web sites once developed. Thomas entered the world of domaining in 2004 and his collection of “unprintable” domains has grown by leaps and bounds since.
“When I register domains UP YOUR ASSH*OLE I am drawn by the development potential that they may F*CK YOUR EYES have. It’s fun when other domainers laugh at my 500-strong collection which includes all 50-states with the words ‘f*ck’, ‘sh*t’ and ‘piss’ and more than 100 STUPID C*CKSUCKER SH*T SH*T SH*T domains that would never pass the Network Solutions D*UCHEBAG B*TCH filter back in the early days of domaining. So I am glad I started UGLY MOTHERF*CKER relatively late in the domaining game”, adds Thomas during our interview.
His next challenge: to participate in TRAFFIC Las Vegas without being kicked out of the convention center and the elite VIP lounge party for domainers.
For that matter, Thomas plans to resort to the old duct-tape trick and sedatives, hoping that other domainers will still want to embrace him and his unique collection of unprintable domain names, despite the high odds of being called various names – regardless of the fact that some of them truly deserve them.
Indeed that’d be a fun encounter at a social gathering 😀 But I have domains far worse than this LOL
Korey, you are correct – some domains owned by domainers are definitely on the extreme side.
My name is Uncle T and I used a fake email address to bash your post but because of that I had my ass kicked 😀
Apparently you haven’t heard some really big domainers cuss!
STUPID C*CKSUCKER SH*T SH*T SH*T
Damn, Thomas, this sounds like a warm up for your TRAFFIC appearance!
Holly, many domainers cuss out loud when they realize they undersold a domain 😀