Hey there little buddy!
Read about the Internets and the WooWooWoo? You know what domain is?
Then get your appetite all wet for the new super money making trend on the entire Internets!
That’s right! You too can be a developer, no need to train hard or spend your cash on silly, expensive software like the Abode Suit!
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Fire up your ‘puter and let us do the rest!
Each “It don’t matter – you can be a developer too” course contains:
- Loading instructions: how to put the CD into the tray
- How to start your Windows if it gets stuck or summat
- How to click on the IE button
- Link to download WordPress
- Links to FREE eBooks written by others (not by us)
- Links to MILLIONS of free clipart and images on the Internets
- How to use Notepad to edit files
- How to start your own blog – no questions asked
- Single page guide to XML, HTML, CSS
- Links to download Abode Suit for FREE!
All this, AND MORE for only two payments of $29.95 (plus shipping and taxes where applicable) – some restrictions apply – void where prohibited by law – only one course per person per household.
Special discount for domainers that want to learn the ropes of development and not spend a penny, why not do it yourselves, y’all?
Perfect for stay at home moms with no degree – get your animated GIFs and develop web sites faster than you can stay pregnant!
It don’t matter – you can be a developer too!
Uh, dont think so.
Last week I couldn’t spell developr – now, with the “It don’t matter – you can be a developer too” course, I R one!
igots trainin from this cours. i like bein a devoloper. have time now to drinkbeer and watch soap runs wile proping my as up on the cowch and eatin more chawcolat. thn i got bord with readin it make you do. but i mades a cuple at BigRedDoawsAndHorses.com and allMyBoyfriindsMudTruckin.com. Go visit ya’ll.
Mike – Don’t be so skeptical, try it out. Only two payments of $29.95 *plus shipping and taxes and some minor other footnotes.
Jeff – Why, you is one fine dee-veloper, bubba! I reckon.
Sara Lee – Yep, them domains are dee-veloped like crazy puddin. Glad to be of service.