Girl, you’re so special. It’s true.
When you took my order at Captain D’s I loved how you sang the words one by one, confirming my 2 piece fish dinner.
When I axxed – sorry, I meant asked – for a serving of jalapeno poppers, your giggling voice told me to please proceed at the window.
Love it when a woman tells me to “proceed”, it’s special. Shows both respect and willingness to engage. Word.
My nubian princess, being so close to you at the window brought me chills. I almost had tears in my eyes when you axxed – again, I’m sorry, when you asked – about whether I wanted tartar sauce or shrimp sauce with my dinner; all I wanted was some malt vinegar, girl.
Then you handed me the bag with my order and our eyes met. I melted, seeing your calligraphy tattoo on your slender arm. I was hoping for a smile and your phone number on my receipt. Fo’sho.
Alas, I only have your name printed on my receipt. Tyroneiqua.
Oh, how Google seems to hate me for this obvious typo of Tyroniqua, precious chocolate-skinned beauty. One name has no results, the other has less than 100.
I gots work to do.
Next time I visit Captain D’s, I’m gonna axx you out. For realz.
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Get your head out of the gutters…. she is too young for you.
What the hell have you been smoking?
BTW, what perfume was she wearing?
BullS – her perfume was a cross between “Le Shrimp” and “Pico de Gallo”. Both very expensive.
So funny when parents give their kids silly names that stand out in google!! Tyronisequa etc
“Next time I visit Captain Dās, Iām gonna axx you out.”
Tyroneiqua.com is available for registration.
Grab it.*
On your next visit give it tor her.
True love may follow.
You can have your honeymoon on the next DNCruise.
Heck, maybe Chef Patrick can officiate your wedding.
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Tyroniqua.com is also available.
Grab that too* as a defensive registration.
Then give it to her on your first anniversary.
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* A domain registration especially using a GoDaddy coupon code
is cheaper than a box of chocolate or fresh flowers.
Pete – Exactly the point of this article, you got it right.
Tric – That’s some serious planning, I like your way of thinking, my friend. But there is one problem, I just realized that smudge of grease on the receipt was covering a “g” – the name is Tyronigua š
“I just realized that smudge of grease on the receipt was covering a āgā ā the name is Tyronigua”
I think Tyroneiqua sounds better so she should change her name.
If not, all is not lost as Tyronigua.com is also available.
Mrs.Tyronigua “Guns” Fabrice.
Sounds nice.
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Tric – What would I do without you?
Of course this will cost me almost $30 for domain registrations alone, all while my dinner cost $5.33
Daym, that’d be no cheap date!